House Rules: Words to Live By

· If you lay it down, put it away.
· If you eat out of it, wash it.
· If you empty it, fill it up.
· If you lose it, find it yourself.
· If you break it, replace it.
· If you borrow it, put it back where it belongs.
· If it howls or meows, feed it or let it out.
· If you make a mess, clean it up.
· If you turn it on, turn it off.
· If you ask for it, eat it.

· If you open it, close it.
· If it rings, answer it.
· If you wear it, hang it up.
· If you move it, return it.